April 11th, 2012
Tenga la bondad de respetarme si quiere que lo respete… ¡Maricón!
La vendedora de rosas (via dicenquesoyheroe)

(Source: ontologicallybanal)

March 12th, 2012
Lo que mas odia el rebaño es aquel que piensa de modo distinto, no es tanto la opinión en si, como la osadía de querer pensar por si mismo, algo que ellos no saben hacer.
Shopenhauer. A. (via extremosdelacordura)

(via haztetumismo)

March 5th, 2012
December 20th, 2011

“When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.” 

“When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.” 

(Source: burnedshoes)

October 28th, 2011
‎-¿Follamos?
+Tengo pareja.
-Yo escalera, así que gano y elijo dónde.
xD

(Source: rubendomfer, via pelandobananas)

October 19th, 2011

"Futurama" Future Stock (2002)

  • Fry: So, what's the deal? You guys don't believe in Robot Jesus?
  • Robot Rabbi: We believe that he was built, and that he was a well-programmed robot, but he wasn't our messiah.
September 17th, 2011

(Source: tobealady)

September 16th, 2011
Así como el hierro se oxida por falta de uso, también la inactividad destruye el intelecto.
Leonardo da Vinci  (via stefany)

(Source: leopoco, via haztetumismo)

August 18th, 2011

(via frombenja)

August 17th, 2011
August 12th, 2011

(Source: gifmovie)

"Futurama" The Why of Fry (2003)

  • Fry: There are guys in the background of Mary Worth comics who are more important than me.
July 22nd, 2011